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So lately there have been an unusual increase in fly activity around the house. Its understandble that there would be flies naturally, I mean with it being summer and what not. But there really have been quite a few. Well as I was sitting here on the computer, looking up information on a concert in September I’d like to to go to, my mom comes rushing in and screaming like she just saw something absolutely horrific. Being the curious person I am, I had to go see what it was that was so upsetting to her. I step onto my back porch to find two yellow trash bags sitting there. Nothing out of the ordinary right? Wrong. I look closer and find hundreds of white little maggots squirming around in piles, basking in their own filth. It was disturbing to say the least. So I pulled out the first cleaning solution I could find under the kitchen sink and started spraying them anywhere that I could reach without having to actually touch them myself to move things around. Then my mom came out with ant and roach killer and i sprayed them with that too, along with some tile and bathroom cleaner. I was out there for a good fifteen minutes trying to squash every little hint of life I noticed in them.
I’m creeped out to go back there now. :\
But other than that, I’d just like to share this little story concerning the wonderful effects of too much plastic surgery. When I signed onto AIM there’s this internet explorer window that pops up and it has all these different new stories and horoscopes and celebrity gossip and whatnot, and one of the featured stories was about stars back in the day, and what they are now. I’ve always found that interesting, so I clicked on it and was going through. Some of the people were long and forgotten from their 15 minutes of fame, some are still in the spotlight, many appear to have aged well what with the modern ways of keeping up with cosmetics and physical fitness, and la dee da dee da. Then, I came upon this:
WHAT!? I mean, she was gorgeous! Now, well she almost resembles Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse if they threw it in a tanning bed for an hour. Maybe i’m being a little harsh, but I’m sure had she let herself naturally age, she wouldn’t look half as bad as she does there. I’m truly shocked. And to think that seeing the effects it had on her didn’t make her stop at some point is even more shocking. If anything, she’s scared me out of a face lift.
